88th: I wish I could illegally download clothes
I used to think I was tough, but then I realized I wasn’t. I was fragile and I...– James Frey (via justmiraa)
yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me” too soon HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
talaem: “don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
cuntgradulation: david karp: knock knock tumblr: whos there? david karp: ya tumblr: ya who? david karp: yahoo.com tumblr: no.
colormecurvy: I hate the phrase “boys will be boys” and I think it should be replaced with “bad parenting results in assholes”
merewuf: kingcheddarxvii: Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches
friendly reminder that 50th anniversary is on in...
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a...
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
youreakingnotapawn: leonhesreallycool: rockpikmin: leonhesreallycool: DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT would you say that it makes your eyes scream
lameborghini: girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)